Talk shit, never get hit.
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skeleton-princess:

I don’t think I’ll ever stop missing you

(via pesterance)

and-then-theres-haley:

Don’t make me snap my fingers in a 
            pen

ta                    gram

   forma        tion

say a Latin incantation

sacrificed to Satan

E t e r n a l  D a m n a t i o n

(Source: peterbustacapaldi, via lilacsandlipsticks)

flyingzombies:

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

And when they leave say, “thanks for coming”

(via irene-sherlocked-adler)

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via intensional)